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There’s a myth that the real estate market shuts down over the holidays and that it’s a terrible time to buy a home—because who wants to buy a home when you could be spending that time with family. You saw where we said “myth,” right? 

The truth is that buying a home over the holidays can yield you a great deal while minimizing the competition. Here’s what you need to know if you’re in the market now. 

Look past the sparkle

You’re going to see some inflatable Santas and lights galore.

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As we take time to celebrate Thanksgiving with our friends and family here are 30 fun facts about Thanksgiving -

Thanksgiving is a special holiday for many popular reasons—the food, the family, and the football are just a few. Less well known, however, are the many fascinating facts behind the holiday's history, traditions, and myths. The truth is, for many of us, there's a lot we don't know about the holiday we celebrate every fourth Thursday in November. So before carving up your family's turkey this year, take the time to learn some of the most interesting Thanksgiving facts we could find. At the very least, you'll have some fun (and harmless) dinner conversation to contribute. And for what not do to this strange year, The CDC Says These Are the

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I am very happy to announce the publication of my first non-fiction book: Suck-It! Cary Porter’s Guide to Real Estate Greatness.

With over 20 years’ experience in the real estate industry I’ve seen, been involved in, or helped agents through almost every type of deal and dilemma. We’ve had balanced markets, Buyers markets, Seller’s markets, the crash of 2007 and the craziness of today…. And through it all, when all else fails, it falls back to two little yet very impactful words: Suck It!

Inside you’ll find great real-life stories like this:

The Curmudgeon

An old man walked into our real estate office and approached one of our newer agents.

“What’s your name, sonny boy?”

“Hi, my name’s Jeff, and I’d love to—”

“Listen here Jeff, I

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This is so funny! And perfect with Valentines Day right around the corner! SNL captures the mood Zillow is going for!

Local Real Estate News Blog for Sammamish and Issaquah

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Sellers Are Returning to the Housing Market | MyKCM

 

In today’s housing market, it can be a big challenge for buyers to find homes to purchase, as the number of houses for sale is far below the current demand. Now, however, we’re seeing sellers slowly starting to come back into the market, a bright spark for potential buyers. Javier Vivas, Director of Economic Researchat realtor.com, explains:

“Seller confidence has been improving gradually after reaching its bottom in mid-April, and now it appears to have reached an important recovery milestone…After five long months, sellers are back in the housing market; while encouraging, the improvement to new listings is only the first step in the long road to solving low inventory issues keeping many buyers at bay."

Even with the number of

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Go to the Listing Now!!! 

Experience sophisticated mountain living on a 1+ acre corner lot in Easton, secluded away from the city with the convenient access to I-90, and a little over 1 hour commute to Seattle. 

Lake Kachess 1 mile away

↡ View the Virtual Tour Here ↡ 

 

This country classic estate offers an exceptional escape into the great Northwest for a truly amazing serene year-round abode where you’ll enjoy a spacious three(3) bedrooms two and a half(2.5) baths in the Main Home with two(2) bonus rooms; a separate detached 1384 Sq Ft 1 bedroom 1 bath guest house; a generous specialty 4-car tandem detached garage with two(2) massive work bays; and an additional unfinished 800+ SqFt flex space above the garage for the ultimate mountainous getaway. 

    

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Welcome To The Cascade Team Toni Brown!

As your real estate agent, I am committed to helping you achieve your real estate goals.  I understand that one of the biggest decisions you will have to make is picking the right Arizona real estate agent. Whether you are in the market to buy, rent or sell, you can be confident in my ability to get you the results you desire.  My personal specialty is assisting buyers and sellers in achieving their home purchasing or home selling goals. No matter which category you fall into, my unique training and experience set me apart in my industry.

Toni will be a wonderful addition to The Cascade Team and we look forward to seeing her success!

 

OUR LOCAL REAL ESTATE TEAM

Cascade Team Real Estate agents are

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What do real estate agents believe is the most important thing to consider when looking to buy or sell a witch’s house?

Incantation, incantation, incantation!... (That has to be worth at least one laugh! I get a shout out on Facebook even if you smiled at that one!)

“Location” is second, followed by price and historical significance, so a house in Peabody, Massachusetts, belonging to a man found guilty at the infamous Salem witch trials should sell pretty quickly at $600,000 or best offer – especially since it’s one of the oldest homes in the U.S., and was the residence of John Proctor, the most famous of the falsely accused witches. How many baths? Let’s find out.

If you want to find out about John Proctor, who was hanged, his pregnant

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It is getting to be "That" time of year after all, so I thought we would kick things off with some "True" frightening tales from real estate professionals from around the country. You might want to think twice about reading these before heading off to an Open House though! Wahhhhhhh…….

 

Real estate professionals are a brave bunch. You walk into unfamiliar homes every day, prepared to deal with whatever lurks inside. Hopefully, the scariest thing you find is a seller’s outdated sense of style. But some properties have more insidious issues that staging can’t fix.

No strangers to haunted houses, many practitioners have real-life horror stories of dealing with creepy, ghostly circumstances in the course of their daily work. With

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