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I am very happy to announce the publication of my first non-fiction book: Suck-It! Cary Porter’s Guide to Real Estate Greatness.

With over 20 years’ experience in the real estate industry I’ve seen, been involved in, or helped agents through almost every type of deal and dilemma. We’ve had balanced markets, Buyers markets, Seller’s markets, the crash of 2007 and the craziness of today…. And through it all, when all else fails, it falls back to two little yet very impactful words: Suck It!

Inside you’ll find great real-life stories like this:

The Curmudgeon

An old man walked into our real estate office and approached one of our newer agents.

“What’s your name, sonny boy?”

“Hi, my name’s Jeff, and I’d love to—”

“Listen here Jeff, I don’t want to hear you yammering, I just want to sell my F%#%#ng house! Got it?!”

The agent, somewhat shocked replied:

“I’m sorry sir, I’d love to help you, but we don’t use that kind of language here.”

“Listen you little F%$%ng whippersnapper, I just said I need to sell my F%$%#ng house!! I want to speak to your F#%%#ng manager!”

So, the agent yells back and asked me to come out.

“Hello sir, my name is Cary Porter and I’m the managing broker here. How can I help you?”

“For the last F$%#%ing time, I want to sell my F$%#%^ng five-million-dollar house!!”

So, I quickly and appropriately responded; “I see, sir. Is this D%#%#%ed here giving you a hard time?”

And find timely quotes such as: “I am basically a full-time psychologist who shows houses every now and then.” 

Order today, supplies limited, and I’m sure to be “Canceled” any moment as a result of this book anyway!

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